1 00:00:07,113 --> 00:00:08,181 Come on. 2 00:00:08,814 --> 00:00:10,183 Let's go! 3 00:00:10,216 --> 00:00:11,384 Whoa. 4 00:00:11,417 --> 00:00:13,086 That's three times now! 5 00:00:13,119 --> 00:00:15,488 It's four. Hey. 6 00:00:15,521 --> 00:00:17,790 Now we're even, punk! 7 00:00:17,823 --> 00:00:18,824 Oh, Mac, I just think I got a concussion. 8 00:00:20,693 --> 00:00:23,696 JACK: Now I'm seeing double. Get him, Mac. 9 00:00:23,729 --> 00:00:25,798 MacGYVER: Jack, I could use some restraints, man! 10 00:00:25,831 --> 00:00:27,800 JACK: I'm on the ground. One step at a time! 11 00:00:29,102 --> 00:00:31,470 RILEY: Guys, you better hurry up. 12 00:00:31,504 --> 00:00:33,539 Elvis has friends headed your way. 13 00:00:33,572 --> 00:00:34,807 I thought you said our target's name was Victor Henley. 14 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:35,808 Elvis is the code name we gave him. 15 00:00:35,841 --> 00:00:37,743 Every package gets one. 16 00:00:37,776 --> 00:00:39,345 Ah, spy speak. Cool. 17 00:00:39,378 --> 00:00:41,747 RILEY: Guys, they just got on the elevator. 18 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:43,249 Get to the chopper now. 19 00:00:43,282 --> 00:00:45,518 Three stories, that means we've got, uh... 20 00:00:45,551 --> 00:00:47,253 No, Mac! This is stressful enough. 21 00:00:47,286 --> 00:00:48,321 Well, it wouldn't be 22 00:00:48,354 --> 00:00:50,289 if you had remembered to bring more restraints. 23 00:00:50,323 --> 00:00:52,358 Hey, I'm not Costco! 24 00:00:52,391 --> 00:00:54,160 The op said one guy. I brought one zip tie. 25 00:00:55,261 --> 00:00:57,230 Well, we learned something today, didn't we, Jack? 26 00:00:57,263 --> 00:00:59,332 Riley should have this job! 27 00:00:59,365 --> 00:01:02,168 Remind me to tell Jack about the second rule of thermodynamics. 28 00:01:03,469 --> 00:01:05,238 It states that the entropy in any system 29 00:01:05,271 --> 00:01:07,340 will always decrease over time. 30 00:01:07,373 --> 00:01:08,841 I don't know what you're talking about over there. 31 00:01:08,874 --> 00:01:11,344 Basically, it means that everything eventually goes caca. 32 00:01:11,377 --> 00:01:12,745 Caca. Got it. 33 00:01:12,778 --> 00:01:14,213 I got caca. 34 00:01:14,247 --> 00:01:15,714 No, you don't got it, 'cause if you did 35 00:01:15,748 --> 00:01:16,749 you would've brought more zip ties. 36 00:01:16,782 --> 00:01:18,151 I'm not the bad guy! 37 00:01:18,184 --> 00:01:19,452 I figure if we ever need anything 38 00:01:19,485 --> 00:01:21,154 we'll just make it, anyway. 39 00:01:21,187 --> 00:01:22,288 That's cute. 40 00:01:22,321 --> 00:01:24,290 Okay. Jack, hold him still. 41 00:01:24,323 --> 00:01:25,524 What do you think I'm trying to do?! 42 00:01:25,558 --> 00:01:27,293 Let him go. You're sure? 43 00:01:27,326 --> 00:01:28,394 Yes, now. 44 00:01:35,401 --> 00:01:36,869 Hurry. Okay. 45 00:01:36,902 --> 00:01:38,171 Your belt. 46 00:01:38,204 --> 00:01:39,372 What? Just give me your belt. 47 00:01:44,677 --> 00:01:45,878 That was fun to watch. 48 00:01:45,911 --> 00:01:47,380 Oh, glad we could entertain you. 49 00:01:47,413 --> 00:01:49,682 Guys, chopper now. 50 00:01:49,715 --> 00:01:52,251 Come on, boy. Get in here. 51 00:01:55,754 --> 00:01:56,722 Yeah, we should go. 52 00:01:56,755 --> 00:01:58,224 Uh... Copy that! 53 00:02:00,459 --> 00:02:01,894 Hold onto your jewels, boys. 54 00:02:06,599 --> 00:02:08,301 Elvis has left the building. 55 00:02:11,604 --> 00:02:13,172 : Yeah. 56 00:02:13,906 --> 00:02:16,575 * 57 00:02:33,926 --> 00:02:38,531 Victor! Nice smile for the International Criminal Court. 58 00:02:39,565 --> 00:02:41,900 Ah, there it is! 59 00:02:41,934 --> 00:02:44,337 Hey, now one for my personal dirtbag collection. 60 00:02:44,370 --> 00:02:46,339 You can have fun with this one if you want to, okay? 61 00:02:46,372 --> 00:02:47,340 Something goofy. 62 00:02:49,342 --> 00:02:50,909 Oh, there it is. Thank you. 63 00:02:50,943 --> 00:02:52,445 What? I can't make that out. 64 00:02:52,478 --> 00:02:53,446 Hey, Mac, can you make this out? 65 00:02:53,479 --> 00:02:54,747 I don't know, something about 66 00:02:54,780 --> 00:02:56,449 "I'm sorry I committed all those war crimes." 67 00:02:57,483 --> 00:02:58,784 Hey! What? And you just lost 68 00:02:58,817 --> 00:03:00,853 your daylight privileges. Whoa. 69 00:03:00,886 --> 00:03:03,289 Settle down! 70 00:03:03,322 --> 00:03:07,860 Riley, identify confirmation photo coming your way. 71 00:03:07,893 --> 00:03:09,695 Congrats, fellas. 72 00:03:09,728 --> 00:03:11,564 Not a bad way to meet a new boss. 73 00:03:11,597 --> 00:03:13,599 I definitely must have a concussion 74 00:03:13,632 --> 00:03:15,534 'cause I thought I just heard Bozer say 75 00:03:15,568 --> 00:03:16,569 we're getting a new boss? 76 00:03:16,602 --> 00:03:17,770 RILEY: I'm sorry, Jack. 77 00:03:17,803 --> 00:03:19,305 I was trying to find a way 78 00:03:19,338 --> 00:03:20,406 to break the news to you gently. 79 00:03:20,439 --> 00:03:21,240 I know you were hoping Oversight 80 00:03:21,274 --> 00:03:22,608 would promote from within, but... 81 00:03:22,641 --> 00:03:24,643 Only because I have the experience 82 00:03:24,677 --> 00:03:26,579 and the seniority, yeah. 83 00:03:26,612 --> 00:03:28,414 Yeah, man, I was really looking forward 84 00:03:28,447 --> 00:03:29,815 to disobeying your direct orders. 85 00:03:29,848 --> 00:03:31,617 Who's Thornton's replacement? 86 00:03:32,551 --> 00:03:33,352 Effective immediately, 87 00:03:33,386 --> 00:03:35,554 Matilda Webber will be taking over 88 00:03:35,588 --> 00:03:37,423 as director of operations. 89 00:03:37,456 --> 00:03:39,725 Matty the Hun?! 90 00:03:39,758 --> 00:03:41,394 Oh, that's no bueno, amigo. 91 00:03:41,427 --> 00:03:42,561 RILEY: Really? 92 00:03:42,595 --> 00:03:44,630 She's HSI royalty, from what I can gather. 93 00:03:44,663 --> 00:03:46,332 I pulled up some of her old mission debriefs. 94 00:03:46,365 --> 00:03:47,666 She seems like quite the badass. 95 00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:50,636 Yeah, Matty Webber's an absolute legend in covert ops. 96 00:03:50,669 --> 00:03:51,937 Oh, she's a legend, all right. 97 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:53,739 You know who else was a legend? 98 00:03:53,772 --> 00:03:56,942 Dracula. The Wolf Man. Frankenstein. 99 00:03:56,975 --> 00:03:58,577 A fire-breathing dragon. 100 00:03:58,611 --> 00:03:59,545 You see where I'm going with this? 101 00:03:59,578 --> 00:04:02,548 Yeah, let me guess. You two have history? 102 00:04:02,581 --> 00:04:06,519 Matty ran covert ops for the CIA when I was in South America, 103 00:04:06,552 --> 00:04:09,822 so she was, like, my boss for 18 months. 104 00:04:09,855 --> 00:04:10,923 And there it is. 105 00:04:10,956 --> 00:04:12,391 There what is? 106 00:04:12,425 --> 00:04:13,459 What did you do to her? 107 00:04:13,492 --> 00:04:15,328 I didn't do anything to her! 108 00:04:15,361 --> 00:04:16,529 What? 109 00:04:16,562 --> 00:04:18,731 I didn't. I also didn't have gray hair 110 00:04:18,764 --> 00:04:21,500 before I started working with Matty Webber. 111 00:04:21,534 --> 00:04:24,903 You know, I once heard she made the director of the NSA cry. 112 00:04:24,937 --> 00:04:26,805 I heard she hung up on Putin, 113 00:04:26,839 --> 00:04:29,375 and ten minutes later he called back to apologize. 114 00:04:29,408 --> 00:04:30,576 Badass. 115 00:04:30,609 --> 00:04:32,010 Great. So, Riley and I 116 00:04:32,044 --> 00:04:34,012 might as well start packing our offices now. 117 00:04:34,046 --> 00:04:37,049 Okay, A) neither of us have offices; 118 00:04:37,082 --> 00:04:39,352 B) I'm not packing anything. 119 00:04:39,385 --> 00:04:40,953 She sounds awesome. 120 00:04:40,986 --> 00:04:43,322 I'm looking forward to meeting her. Why aren't you? 121 00:04:43,356 --> 00:04:45,391 Uh, maybe because the person who hired both of us 122 00:04:45,424 --> 00:04:47,526 was just arrested for treason. 123 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:49,562 Every decision Thornton made is now under a microscope, 124 00:04:49,595 --> 00:04:52,064 which includes recruiting a burger flipper 125 00:04:52,097 --> 00:04:53,499 and springing a hacker from federal prison. 126 00:05:00,939 --> 00:05:02,541 Is that what I think it is? 127 00:05:02,575 --> 00:05:03,476 It depends. If you think 128 00:05:03,509 --> 00:05:05,511 it's a surface-to-air missile, then yes. 129 00:05:05,544 --> 00:05:07,045 Strap in. 130 00:05:07,079 --> 00:05:08,113 Guys, what's going on? 131 00:05:08,146 --> 00:05:09,515 We have an incoming missile. 132 00:05:09,548 --> 00:05:11,016 What's that code for? 133 00:05:11,049 --> 00:05:12,485 Incoming missile. 134 00:05:13,486 --> 00:05:14,520 CYNTHIA: Hold on! 135 00:05:20,859 --> 00:05:22,060 It's coming around. 136 00:05:22,094 --> 00:05:24,897 I can't get a visual. Can anybody see it? 137 00:05:25,564 --> 00:05:26,732 No! Nothing! 138 00:05:28,767 --> 00:05:29,835 Second missile. 139 00:05:29,868 --> 00:05:30,836 I got eyes on number one! 140 00:05:30,869 --> 00:05:31,970 Eight o'clock! 141 00:05:32,004 --> 00:05:34,540 Okay. I'm gonna try something. 142 00:05:40,078 --> 00:05:42,047 Detonation! Confirmed, detonation. 143 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,516 One down, one to go! 144 00:05:43,549 --> 00:05:44,483 Here she comes! 145 00:05:44,517 --> 00:05:46,985 Yeah, I got this. I got this. 146 00:05:49,755 --> 00:05:52,057 She's sticky. Changing vectors. 147 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:53,592 It's gaining! 148 00:05:53,626 --> 00:05:55,728 CYNTHIA: I can't break the lock. 149 00:06:00,132 --> 00:06:01,967 Hey, Mac, you know I trust you, 150 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,836 but that's gonna make a horrible parachute. 151 00:06:03,869 --> 00:06:05,137 Not using it as a parachute. 152 00:06:12,511 --> 00:06:14,647 JACK: Oh, I get it. You're making chaff. 153 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:16,715 Confusing sensors. Good idea. 154 00:06:16,749 --> 00:06:18,116 Glad you approve. 155 00:06:19,785 --> 00:06:21,186 CYNTHIA: We're caught in the blowback. 156 00:06:21,219 --> 00:06:22,621 Mayday, Mayday! We're going down. 157 00:06:22,655 --> 00:06:24,189 BOZER: Mac, what's going on? 158 00:06:24,222 --> 00:06:25,758 CYNTHIA: We're going down. Mac! 159 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:27,960 BOZER: Mac! 160 00:06:40,906 --> 00:06:42,508 JACK: Hey, Mac. 161 00:06:42,541 --> 00:06:44,477 Mac, come here and help me, man. I can't get her out. 162 00:06:49,014 --> 00:06:51,617 We're gonna need some leverage. 163 00:06:51,650 --> 00:06:53,919 JACK: Here. I got you. We got you. 164 00:06:53,952 --> 00:06:55,087 Yeah, that's it. One... 165 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,189 two... three. 166 00:07:00,593 --> 00:07:01,594 That's it. I got her. I got her. 167 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:08,934 Hey, whoever shot us down is gonna be coming back 168 00:07:08,967 --> 00:07:09,802 to confirm the kill. 169 00:07:09,835 --> 00:07:11,604 This fire's just drawing them a road map. 170 00:07:11,637 --> 00:07:14,106 Okay, you put it out. I got her. Yeah. 171 00:07:14,139 --> 00:07:15,173 I'm fine. It's okay. 172 00:07:15,207 --> 00:07:17,042 Where's Victor? 173 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:24,617 Your tibia's fractured. I need to stabilize it... 174 00:07:24,650 --> 00:07:26,752 otherwise, the bone might cut the artery. 175 00:07:27,953 --> 00:07:29,454 I'll be right back. 176 00:07:37,162 --> 00:07:39,264 Sorry. I'm sorry. 177 00:07:52,911 --> 00:07:54,079 Thank you. 178 00:07:54,112 --> 00:07:55,113 You're welcome. 179 00:07:55,147 --> 00:07:56,649 Okay. I know. Victor. 180 00:07:58,183 --> 00:07:59,718 JACK: Anyone know where we are? 181 00:07:59,752 --> 00:08:01,253 We're about 50 clicks from Taraz, 182 00:08:01,286 --> 00:08:02,287 just north of the Kazakhstani border. 183 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:05,157 That's probably the closest sign of civilization. 184 00:08:05,190 --> 00:08:06,559 They'll find us. Don't worry. 185 00:08:06,592 --> 00:08:08,293 Look, we were flying 186 00:08:08,326 --> 00:08:09,728 way under radar altitude 187 00:08:09,762 --> 00:08:11,163 when we were diverted from our flight plan 188 00:08:11,196 --> 00:08:12,731 when those missiles started flying, 189 00:08:12,765 --> 00:08:13,899 and our transponder's in there. 190 00:08:15,901 --> 00:08:17,135 Our trans... Done. Done. 191 00:08:17,169 --> 00:08:18,236 Our transponder's in there? 192 00:08:21,039 --> 00:08:22,875 JACK: So they have no way of knowing 193 00:08:22,908 --> 00:08:24,276 where we are? No. 194 00:08:24,309 --> 00:08:26,779 That's... that's fantastic. 195 00:08:26,812 --> 00:08:28,681 Yeah, well, that's not our only problem. 196 00:08:29,281 --> 00:08:30,549 Victor's gone. 197 00:08:30,583 --> 00:08:33,552 Pretty sure he's still alive. 198 00:08:33,586 --> 00:08:34,687 MAN: Okay, aircraft is in the area. 199 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:35,988 Mark it if you can see it. 200 00:08:36,021 --> 00:08:38,290 Okay, come on. 201 00:08:38,323 --> 00:08:39,992 Do a quick search. I need you. 202 00:08:44,362 --> 00:08:47,900 Okay, we're briefing the Pentagon in ten minutes. 203 00:08:47,933 --> 00:08:50,769 Have you been able to locate the site of the crash yet? 204 00:08:50,803 --> 00:08:53,005 No, the chopper's transponder isn't pinging 205 00:08:53,038 --> 00:08:55,874 and I can't spot and smoke or debris on the satellite imagery. 206 00:08:55,908 --> 00:08:57,610 There's no sign of the crash site. 207 00:08:57,643 --> 00:08:59,211 Just endless wilderness. 208 00:08:59,244 --> 00:09:01,046 So maybe they didn't crash? 209 00:09:01,079 --> 00:09:03,582 It's more likely the ground cover is hiding the debris. 210 00:09:03,616 --> 00:09:06,051 And they put out any fires to stop whoever shot them down 211 00:09:06,084 --> 00:09:07,019 from finding them. 212 00:09:07,052 --> 00:09:08,253 If they put out the fires, 213 00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:09,888 at least that means they're alive, right? 214 00:09:09,922 --> 00:09:10,989 For now. 215 00:09:11,023 --> 00:09:13,291 The Tyan-Shan wilderness is hundreds of square miles 216 00:09:13,325 --> 00:09:15,027 of hostile territory. 217 00:09:15,060 --> 00:09:16,962 Even if we could mobilize a search team, 218 00:09:16,995 --> 00:09:18,330 finding them in those woods? 219 00:09:18,363 --> 00:09:19,765 Like a needle in a haystack. 220 00:09:19,798 --> 00:09:21,333 Then I guess they better start looking. 221 00:09:21,366 --> 00:09:24,637 Because as long as that needle's still out there, 222 00:09:24,670 --> 00:09:27,205 I don't care how long it takes to find. 223 00:09:30,843 --> 00:09:32,811 River water here isn't safe to drink. 224 00:09:32,845 --> 00:09:35,247 But tree roots filter out toxins. 225 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:37,983 Now, biggest fear with a break like yours 226 00:09:38,016 --> 00:09:40,085 is fever and swelling. 227 00:09:40,118 --> 00:09:41,987 Best way to fight that is by staying hydrated. 228 00:09:51,697 --> 00:09:53,966 Well, the helicopter's comms are burnt to a crisp, 229 00:09:53,999 --> 00:09:57,269 and whatever was in that survival kit's now... 230 00:09:57,302 --> 00:09:59,137 scattered for miles. 231 00:09:59,171 --> 00:10:01,206 And none of us are gonna even get one bar 232 00:10:01,239 --> 00:10:02,975 service on our cell phones out here. 233 00:10:03,008 --> 00:10:04,309 But good news is, 234 00:10:04,342 --> 00:10:06,144 no roaming charges. 235 00:10:06,178 --> 00:10:08,681 Oh, wait, I-I had a satphone in a... 236 00:10:08,714 --> 00:10:12,651 a red backpack. 237 00:10:18,857 --> 00:10:20,158 You mean this one? 238 00:10:22,761 --> 00:10:23,896 Yeah, that's the one. 239 00:10:25,397 --> 00:10:27,099 I, uh... 240 00:10:27,132 --> 00:10:30,703 don't suppose anybody's got a bag of rice handy? 241 00:10:30,736 --> 00:10:33,338 Well, there's no grocery stores out here, 242 00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:34,740 but I think I can whip up 243 00:10:34,773 --> 00:10:36,408 something that uses the same principle. 244 00:10:38,711 --> 00:10:41,013 Ah! 245 00:10:41,046 --> 00:10:42,715 Dry rice is a desiccate. 246 00:10:42,748 --> 00:10:44,316 JACK: Of course it is. 247 00:10:46,184 --> 00:10:48,821 Meaning it soaks up moisture. 248 00:10:48,854 --> 00:10:49,822 Baked wood 249 00:10:49,855 --> 00:10:51,857 does the same thing. 250 00:10:51,890 --> 00:10:53,992 So, if I can put the phone in... 251 00:10:54,026 --> 00:10:56,128 an airtight bottle, 252 00:10:56,161 --> 00:10:57,996 it might be able to soak up enough moisture 253 00:10:58,030 --> 00:10:59,264 so we can turn it back on again. 254 00:10:59,297 --> 00:11:00,298 CYNTHIA: Okay. 255 00:11:00,332 --> 00:11:01,967 How long is that gonna take? 256 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,736 A few hours. 257 00:11:03,769 --> 00:11:05,270 Great. That's good news. If we're lucky. 258 00:11:05,303 --> 00:11:07,139 That's good news. 259 00:11:07,172 --> 00:11:08,974 Hey, you want some more good news? 260 00:11:10,042 --> 00:11:11,744 I can't find my gun. 261 00:11:11,777 --> 00:11:14,146 Well, where was it last before the crash? 262 00:11:14,179 --> 00:11:16,314 Well, I thought was in my holster, I think. You think? 263 00:11:17,449 --> 00:11:18,450 Well, I... 264 00:11:18,483 --> 00:11:20,018 Hey, come on, man, 265 00:11:20,052 --> 00:11:21,787 my life just flashed before my eyes, 266 00:11:21,820 --> 00:11:23,055 I've had, like, four concussions, 267 00:11:23,088 --> 00:11:24,857 I can't even see straight. 268 00:11:24,890 --> 00:11:26,925 My retention level is not... 269 00:11:26,959 --> 00:11:29,127 detail-oriented right now. 270 00:11:29,161 --> 00:11:31,263 Well, this certain detail is somewhat important 271 00:11:31,296 --> 00:11:32,397 because it's the difference between 272 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:33,866 your gun being somewhere out here 273 00:11:33,899 --> 00:11:35,400 or in the hands of someone who knows how to use it 274 00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,102 to kill people really well. Well, when you put it that way, 275 00:11:37,135 --> 00:11:38,236 it doesn't sound real good. 276 00:11:38,270 --> 00:11:40,072 So, basically the war criminal 277 00:11:40,105 --> 00:11:42,040 we were bringing back to stand trial, 278 00:11:42,074 --> 00:11:44,042 that bombed a hospital, 279 00:11:44,076 --> 00:11:46,311 is loose in the forest, possibly armed? 280 00:11:46,344 --> 00:11:48,480 That'd be my bet, yeah. Okay. 281 00:11:48,513 --> 00:11:50,482 MacGYVER: Guys, blood trail. 282 00:11:50,515 --> 00:11:52,050 Over here. It's fresh. 283 00:11:52,084 --> 00:11:54,119 It leads this way. It's got to be him. 284 00:11:54,152 --> 00:11:55,387 Come on, we got to go after him. 285 00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:56,588 Uh, I... 286 00:11:56,621 --> 00:12:00,058 Look, I really-- I appreciate your enthusiasm, Cynthia, 287 00:12:00,092 --> 00:12:02,861 I really do, but you're in no shape for the hunt right now. 288 00:12:03,996 --> 00:12:05,330 Jack's right. I'll be fine. 289 00:12:05,363 --> 00:12:08,066 Look, 290 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:10,135 there's no way we can call for help right now anyway. 291 00:12:10,168 --> 00:12:12,104 By the time we catch him, 292 00:12:12,137 --> 00:12:13,305 hopefully our satphone will dry up 293 00:12:13,338 --> 00:12:15,140 and we can call in for some exfil. 294 00:12:15,173 --> 00:12:17,509 We both know we can't allow Victor 295 00:12:17,542 --> 00:12:19,544 to find his way out of here. 296 00:12:19,577 --> 00:12:22,180 And it is a lot better than sitting around and watching a... 297 00:12:22,214 --> 00:12:24,850 cell phone dry. 298 00:12:24,883 --> 00:12:25,851 Well, you know what? 299 00:12:25,884 --> 00:12:26,819 He is injured. 300 00:12:26,852 --> 00:12:28,821 It means we do have a chance of catching him. 301 00:12:28,854 --> 00:12:30,355 Yeah, let's go. 302 00:12:30,388 --> 00:12:31,824 All right. Let's go. 303 00:12:31,857 --> 00:12:32,825 JACK Whoa, whoa! 304 00:12:34,159 --> 00:12:37,129 You okay? Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. 305 00:12:37,162 --> 00:12:39,131 Just wait right here. 306 00:12:50,275 --> 00:12:51,309 What's he doing? 307 00:12:51,343 --> 00:12:52,845 Being MacGyver. 308 00:12:54,179 --> 00:12:56,181 Use this. 309 00:12:56,214 --> 00:12:59,317 You must've won every merit badge as a kid. 310 00:12:59,351 --> 00:13:01,153 I was actually kicked out of the Scouts. 311 00:13:01,186 --> 00:13:03,521 I don't believe that. 312 00:13:03,555 --> 00:13:06,291 You know, for years I've heard about your... 313 00:13:06,324 --> 00:13:08,927 unusual field skills. 314 00:13:08,961 --> 00:13:11,163 But I never thought that my entire life would depend on it. 315 00:13:11,196 --> 00:13:12,497 So no pressure. 316 00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:14,032 Now let's go. 317 00:13:14,066 --> 00:13:16,234 No, I got it, I got it, let's go. 318 00:13:17,269 --> 00:13:18,170 Yes, ma'am. 319 00:13:19,404 --> 00:13:20,372 Hey. 320 00:13:21,974 --> 00:13:23,241 Snuck out of a training op in the lab, 321 00:13:23,275 --> 00:13:25,510 so I'm all yours until someone realizes. 322 00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:27,412 What's the latest? 323 00:13:27,445 --> 00:13:31,884 I just reassigned a KH-11 recon satellite. 324 00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:34,086 These images are from after they went down. 325 00:13:34,119 --> 00:13:36,989 These are from a previous pass, five hours before. 326 00:13:37,022 --> 00:13:38,556 If I can spot 327 00:13:38,590 --> 00:13:40,558 any changes between before and after, 328 00:13:40,592 --> 00:13:42,394 there's a chance it could be the crash site. 329 00:13:42,427 --> 00:13:45,630 Looking for a needle in the haystack by looking at the hay. 330 00:13:45,663 --> 00:13:46,631 Smart. 331 00:13:56,441 --> 00:13:58,310 Think they're okay? 332 00:13:58,343 --> 00:14:00,045 Ah, come on. 333 00:14:00,078 --> 00:14:01,546 Mac's probably already built a new helicopter 334 00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:03,615 out of bamboo and pine sap, 335 00:14:03,648 --> 00:14:04,549 and Jack's flying them home. 336 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,118 Yeah. 337 00:14:06,151 --> 00:14:08,120 And the only reason we haven't heard from them is 338 00:14:08,153 --> 00:14:10,923 Jack doesn't want Mac's coconut phone to run out of minutes. 339 00:14:10,956 --> 00:14:12,157 : Yeah. 340 00:14:14,226 --> 00:14:15,928 I don't know how you do it. 341 00:14:15,961 --> 00:14:19,431 Just 'cause I'm not in a corner curled up in a ball 342 00:14:19,464 --> 00:14:21,366 doesn't mean I got it together, 'cause I don't. 343 00:14:21,399 --> 00:14:24,502 I'm freaked out right now, too. 344 00:14:24,536 --> 00:14:26,571 But that's not gonna help them. 345 00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:29,007 Just don't like being stuck here, you know? 346 00:14:29,041 --> 00:14:31,209 Staring at Google Earth. 347 00:14:31,243 --> 00:14:33,245 Feeling completely useless. 348 00:14:36,548 --> 00:14:40,552 This helps. 349 00:14:40,585 --> 00:14:42,120 Because when Mac finally figures out 350 00:14:42,154 --> 00:14:44,589 some weird-ass way to send up an SOS, 351 00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:47,525 he's gonna need me right here, waiting on the signal. 352 00:14:47,559 --> 00:14:48,560 So thanks. 353 00:14:50,162 --> 00:14:52,630 : Yeah. 354 00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:57,669 * 355 00:15:01,739 --> 00:15:02,707 You okay? 356 00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:05,177 Yeah. 357 00:15:05,210 --> 00:15:07,379 I'm not the biggest fan of humping it. 358 00:15:07,412 --> 00:15:09,181 Too used to being up there. 359 00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:13,952 Remind me to do a better job at avoiding the missiles next time. 360 00:15:14,987 --> 00:15:16,054 I'm fairly certain 361 00:15:16,088 --> 00:15:18,590 we're only alive because of your fancy flying skills. 362 00:15:18,623 --> 00:15:19,424 JACK: Oh, definitely. 363 00:15:19,457 --> 00:15:21,659 That was the best-- here. Thanks. 364 00:15:21,693 --> 00:15:24,329 That was the best crash landing I've ever been a part of. 365 00:15:24,362 --> 00:15:26,598 How long have you been at the stick? 366 00:15:26,631 --> 00:15:28,400 Oh, since I can remember. 367 00:15:28,433 --> 00:15:32,537 Basically grew up in the cockpit of my dad's Cessna. 368 00:15:32,570 --> 00:15:35,307 He taught me how to fly before I could drive. 369 00:15:35,340 --> 00:15:37,375 I joined the Air Force as soon as I could. 370 00:15:37,409 --> 00:15:39,544 High school to flight school, huh? 371 00:15:39,577 --> 00:15:41,013 Yeah. Yeah. 372 00:15:41,046 --> 00:15:42,714 I married a pilot. Oh, cool. 373 00:15:42,747 --> 00:15:43,648 Met him in basic training. 374 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,317 He's stationed... 375 00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:46,718 ...in Afghanistan right now. 376 00:15:46,751 --> 00:15:48,453 Oh, must be nice being with someone 377 00:15:48,486 --> 00:15:50,088 who understands what you do. 378 00:15:50,122 --> 00:15:52,190 Just one second. Yeah, take a break. 379 00:15:52,224 --> 00:15:54,626 Damn it. You know, you could've made a heavier crutch. 380 00:15:54,659 --> 00:15:55,460 Shut up. 381 00:15:56,528 --> 00:15:59,764 Hey, you know, I told you to say something to her. 382 00:15:59,797 --> 00:16:01,433 Something to who? 383 00:16:01,466 --> 00:16:02,767 You know who I'm talking about. 384 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,570 Who-- hey, now's not the time for that, all right? 385 00:16:05,603 --> 00:16:07,072 Now's the perfect time. No. 386 00:16:07,105 --> 00:16:08,706 We've been too busy to talk about it, 387 00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:10,242 and time's all we have now. 388 00:16:10,275 --> 00:16:12,677 Hey, Sarah was getting married, man. 389 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,679 I'm not gonna steal another guy's bride at the alter, 390 00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:16,314 that's just a bad luck summons. 391 00:16:16,348 --> 00:16:18,416 Look, what I'm saying is, 392 00:16:18,450 --> 00:16:20,052 maybe you should've told her how you felt, 393 00:16:20,085 --> 00:16:22,320 instead of dropping not-so-subtle hints, 394 00:16:22,354 --> 00:16:24,756 and giving her a chance to make a decision for herself. 395 00:16:24,789 --> 00:16:26,791 Okay, yeah, thank you, session's over, Doctor. 396 00:16:26,824 --> 00:16:28,760 Look, I don't know 397 00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:31,429 who this Sarah is, 398 00:16:31,463 --> 00:16:33,065 and surely it's none of my business, 399 00:16:33,098 --> 00:16:36,101 but your boy's got a point, Jack. 400 00:16:36,134 --> 00:16:38,536 I mean, what if this woman didn't know how you felt, 401 00:16:38,570 --> 00:16:42,474 and she married the guy who she thought loved her? 402 00:16:42,507 --> 00:16:45,343 Okay, okay, hang on. 403 00:16:45,377 --> 00:16:48,213 Let's say I would've told her how I felt, 404 00:16:48,246 --> 00:16:50,182 and she didn't marry this Jim guy... 405 00:16:50,215 --> 00:16:51,616 Jeff. Oh yeah, Jeff, Jim, whatever. 406 00:16:51,649 --> 00:16:54,052 Let's say she leaves him. 407 00:16:54,086 --> 00:16:56,454 Right? Then everything's great. I mean, it's perfect. 408 00:16:56,488 --> 00:16:58,456 We're in love. We get a dog named Peaches. 409 00:16:58,490 --> 00:17:01,293 Eventually, I'm gonna figure out a way 410 00:17:01,326 --> 00:17:03,395 how to ruin it. That's just what I do. 411 00:17:03,428 --> 00:17:06,364 Yeah. Or not. 412 00:17:06,398 --> 00:17:08,233 I don't want to think about the "or nots" right now, Mac. 413 00:17:08,266 --> 00:17:10,402 Just like I don't want to think about Matty Webber coming in 414 00:17:10,435 --> 00:17:11,636 and taking over the cactus chair. 415 00:17:11,669 --> 00:17:14,339 That should be me. 416 00:17:14,372 --> 00:17:17,275 Yeah. I know. Well... 417 00:17:17,309 --> 00:17:19,511 You're not exactly the pencil 418 00:17:19,544 --> 00:17:20,678 I know. 419 00:17:20,712 --> 00:17:22,447 And now, 420 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:26,318 you get to trek with me through exotic and thrilling locations. 421 00:17:26,351 --> 00:17:28,286 Yeah. And I am into it. 422 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,355 Believe me. I'm just saying, I... 423 00:17:30,388 --> 00:17:33,591 I think I wanted them to want me for that position at the Phoenix 424 00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:35,293 so I could've turned them down later. 425 00:17:35,327 --> 00:17:37,429 And I would've gladly taken the job in a heartbeat 426 00:17:37,462 --> 00:17:41,166 if I'd known that Matty the Hun was gonna be showing up. 427 00:17:41,199 --> 00:17:42,400 Come on. 428 00:17:42,434 --> 00:17:43,468 She can't be that bad. 429 00:17:43,501 --> 00:17:46,871 No. Listen. Matty the Hun, not Matty Sunshine, okay? 430 00:17:46,904 --> 00:17:49,807 There's a reason they named her after a barbarian. 431 00:17:49,841 --> 00:17:51,876 They named her that, or you did, Jack? 432 00:17:51,909 --> 00:17:55,347 Okay, well, I might've started it, but it stuck for a reason. 433 00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:57,682 Believe me. She's a giant killer. 434 00:17:57,715 --> 00:17:58,683 RILEY: Gotcha! 435 00:17:58,716 --> 00:17:59,717 BOZER: Is it Mac and Jack? 436 00:17:59,751 --> 00:18:02,154 Next best thing. The crash site. 437 00:18:03,388 --> 00:18:05,223 That doesn't look good. 438 00:18:05,257 --> 00:18:07,325 I can toggle to thermal and look for heat sources. 439 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,595 RILEY: Nothing. 440 00:18:11,629 --> 00:18:13,598 Site's cold. What does that mean? 441 00:18:13,631 --> 00:18:15,400 I don't know. It doesn't mean anything. 442 00:18:16,934 --> 00:18:19,137 The crash was hours ago. They could've walked away. 443 00:18:20,472 --> 00:18:22,574 All I know is it's gonna be impossible 444 00:18:22,607 --> 00:18:24,509 to find heat sources in this forest. 445 00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:26,544 Okay. Okay. What does Mac always say? 446 00:18:26,578 --> 00:18:27,812 All right? An agent just needs 447 00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:29,414 a scrap of actionable intel, right? 448 00:18:29,447 --> 00:18:30,815 You just found our scrap. 449 00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,450 There's got to be something we can do with it. 450 00:18:32,484 --> 00:18:35,453 Then let's make some calls. 451 00:18:44,429 --> 00:18:46,464 What is it, Mac? 452 00:18:48,933 --> 00:18:51,636 MacGYVER: Blood trail ends here. 453 00:19:02,214 --> 00:19:03,481 Well, I guess, now we know for sure 454 00:19:03,515 --> 00:19:05,217 Victor's got my gun. 455 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:06,551 CYNTHIA: Yeah, but why would he crack open 456 00:19:06,584 --> 00:19:08,820 a bullet and leave the slug and the shell behind? 457 00:19:08,853 --> 00:19:10,588 'Cause he used the gunpowder to cauterize his wound, 458 00:19:10,622 --> 00:19:11,923 and those leaves to treat his burn. 459 00:19:11,956 --> 00:19:13,925 Oh, well, that's just great. 460 00:19:13,958 --> 00:19:16,494 Now he's gonna be moving faster with my gun in his hand. 461 00:19:16,528 --> 00:19:18,296 Coming off a helicopter crash 462 00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:20,598 and getting passed up for a promotion? 463 00:19:20,632 --> 00:19:22,334 Don't like the way this day's going. 464 00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:24,536 (engine humming, people shouting) 465 00:19:26,371 --> 00:19:27,805 That's an SA-7 Grail. 466 00:19:27,839 --> 00:19:30,342 Fires the type of rockets that shot us down. 467 00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:31,743 JACK: Looks like our boy's 468 00:19:31,776 --> 00:19:34,512 got some well-armed pals out looking for him now. 469 00:19:34,546 --> 00:19:37,349 Which means they're also looking for us. 470 00:19:44,256 --> 00:19:46,991 Man, we better hope we find Victor before his friends do. 471 00:19:47,024 --> 00:19:49,227 You mean, before his heavily armed friends do? 472 00:19:49,261 --> 00:19:50,428 Well, what are the chances my satphone's 473 00:19:50,462 --> 00:19:52,264 dried up enough to call the cavalry? 474 00:20:00,972 --> 00:20:03,275 Yeah. Battery still works, but... 475 00:20:04,476 --> 00:20:05,677 The circuitry's still a little wet, so... 476 00:20:05,710 --> 00:20:06,878 No. 477 00:20:08,580 --> 00:20:11,383 Can you speed up the decimator? 478 00:20:11,416 --> 00:20:13,285 It's called a desiccator. Whatever. 479 00:20:13,318 --> 00:20:15,353 Actually, yeah. We could swap some freshly baked wood in, 480 00:20:15,387 --> 00:20:17,755 but... if we start a fire, it'll lead Victor's friends 481 00:20:17,789 --> 00:20:18,956 right to us. 482 00:20:18,990 --> 00:20:20,292 So the answer's no. 483 00:20:20,325 --> 00:20:21,493 Why don't you just say no? 484 00:20:21,526 --> 00:20:25,497 Every once in a while. Just... cut right the chase, Mac. 485 00:20:27,399 --> 00:20:28,266 Good? 486 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:30,902 Looks like the splint is holding up, yeah. 487 00:20:33,405 --> 00:20:34,539 And you feel warm, 488 00:20:34,572 --> 00:20:37,475 but... I think that's more from exertion, not a fever, 489 00:20:37,509 --> 00:20:38,876 which is a good thing. 490 00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:40,312 How do you feel? 491 00:20:40,345 --> 00:20:42,046 Solid. I say, let's go get this joker, 492 00:20:42,079 --> 00:20:43,615 and get the hell out of here. 493 00:20:43,648 --> 00:20:44,849 Yeah. There you go. 494 00:20:44,882 --> 00:20:46,751 I like it, but... 495 00:20:46,784 --> 00:20:48,353 there's no blood trail to follow anymore. 496 00:20:48,386 --> 00:20:52,056 Blood trail? You don't need no stinkin' blood trail. 497 00:20:53,558 --> 00:20:54,959 CYNTHIA: What? 498 00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,994 Nobody Treasure of the Sierra Madre? 499 00:20:57,028 --> 00:21:00,064 Humphrey Bogart? 500 00:21:00,097 --> 00:21:02,367 Okay. We got to fix this right now. Can you make a DVD player 501 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,402 out of some sticks, some rocks and twigs, or something? 502 00:21:04,436 --> 00:21:05,870 Yeah. Get right on that. 503 00:21:05,903 --> 00:21:07,305 My point is, we don't need 504 00:21:07,339 --> 00:21:09,641 a blood trail. I've taken AMOS. 505 00:21:09,674 --> 00:21:11,075 BOTH: Advanced Mountain Operations School. 506 00:21:11,108 --> 00:21:13,077 That's right. I'm a good dog to hunt with. 507 00:21:13,110 --> 00:21:15,613 Victor might not be dripping blood, 508 00:21:15,647 --> 00:21:17,081 but he's still dropping clues. 509 00:21:17,114 --> 00:21:20,885 Yeah. Come on, y'all. I think he went this way. 510 00:21:20,918 --> 00:21:22,086 Really? 511 00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:24,422 He might actually know what he's talking about. All right. 512 00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:32,530 Yeah. He's unconsciously taking the path of least resistance, 513 00:21:32,564 --> 00:21:35,066 'cause he's tired, wounded, disoriented. 514 00:21:35,099 --> 00:21:38,069 His legs are pulling him downhill, not up. 515 00:21:38,102 --> 00:21:41,439 We must've dropped a hundred feet in elevation 516 00:21:41,473 --> 00:21:44,108 since the spot where he cauterized his wound. 517 00:21:44,141 --> 00:21:45,643 We'll find him. 518 00:21:47,645 --> 00:21:50,415 No, no. Looky here. See that? 519 00:21:50,448 --> 00:21:52,350 He's sliding around all over the place. 520 00:21:52,384 --> 00:21:55,353 We can't be more than 15 minutes behind him. 521 00:21:55,387 --> 00:21:56,354 Nice. 522 00:21:56,388 --> 00:21:58,022 Hey, come here. 523 00:21:58,055 --> 00:21:59,491 You see this, right here? 524 00:21:59,524 --> 00:22:01,025 Act like we're talking about something else. 525 00:22:01,058 --> 00:22:04,396 You think she's impressed with my tracking skills? 526 00:22:04,429 --> 00:22:06,498 No. I think she's married. 527 00:22:06,531 --> 00:22:07,665 BOZER: Thanks. 528 00:22:07,699 --> 00:22:09,401 Okay. 529 00:22:09,434 --> 00:22:10,568 Great news. 530 00:22:10,602 --> 00:22:13,471 The CIA is coordinating with the nearest U.S. Army base. 531 00:22:13,505 --> 00:22:15,840 They've agreed to send a search chopper for Jack and Mac 532 00:22:15,873 --> 00:22:17,909 starting with this crash site you found. 533 00:22:17,942 --> 00:22:20,612 Now that's how you make intel actionable. 534 00:22:20,645 --> 00:22:24,516 Also, I kind of just gave somebody orders at the CIA. 535 00:22:24,549 --> 00:22:27,385 Feels good being able to help find our guys. 536 00:22:29,421 --> 00:22:31,723 Why do you have that look on your face? 537 00:22:31,756 --> 00:22:34,692 That's a storm headed straight for them. 538 00:22:34,726 --> 00:22:37,395 That rescue team you sent better move quick. 539 00:22:46,170 --> 00:22:48,139 Yeah. Here we go. 540 00:22:48,172 --> 00:22:52,510 The left print on this boot's getting deeper. 541 00:22:52,544 --> 00:22:55,413 MacGYVER: Think he was limping on his right? 542 00:22:55,447 --> 00:22:57,014 Yeah. I think so. He's exhausted. 543 00:22:57,048 --> 00:22:58,550 We're gonna catch him soon. 544 00:23:00,552 --> 00:23:01,486 What is that? 545 00:23:01,519 --> 00:23:03,721 Helicopter. It's a Black Hawk. 546 00:23:03,755 --> 00:23:05,056 Even if they flew right over us, 547 00:23:05,089 --> 00:23:06,991 they'd never see us through all this foliage. 548 00:23:07,024 --> 00:23:08,626 And if they mark off this area, they're not gonna be 549 00:23:08,660 --> 00:23:10,027 coming back, either. 550 00:23:12,096 --> 00:23:13,197 MacGYVER : Hey. 551 00:23:13,230 --> 00:23:14,632 Wait here. 552 00:23:17,669 --> 00:23:20,104 PILOT : Phoenix, this is Alpha Bravo 17, 553 00:23:20,137 --> 00:23:23,007 coming into segment 14D of the search grid. 554 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,677 Come on Mac. Make some noise. 555 00:23:25,710 --> 00:23:27,479 Show 'em where you are. 556 00:23:27,512 --> 00:23:29,681 * 557 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:49,567 Cynthia! 558 00:24:02,780 --> 00:24:04,248 Come on. 559 00:24:04,281 --> 00:24:06,083 Turn around. 560 00:24:14,826 --> 00:24:16,494 PILOT: 14D clear. 561 00:24:16,528 --> 00:24:18,796 Moving on. Over. 562 00:24:21,699 --> 00:24:23,568 JACK: Mac! 563 00:24:23,601 --> 00:24:24,736 Mac. 564 00:24:24,769 --> 00:24:26,738 Hey. You got to... I just saw Victor. We can go get him. 565 00:24:26,771 --> 00:24:28,940 No. Victor... Forget Victor. You got to come back right now. 566 00:24:28,973 --> 00:24:30,274 Cynthia's not doing good. Come on! 567 00:24:30,307 --> 00:24:32,510 JACK: Let's go! 568 00:24:38,650 --> 00:24:39,717 Hey. Maybe you should give her, like, 569 00:24:39,751 --> 00:24:41,553 mouth-to-mouth or something. 570 00:24:41,586 --> 00:24:43,955 She's not drowning, Jack. 571 00:24:43,988 --> 00:24:45,690 She's feverish. She's hypothermic. 572 00:24:45,723 --> 00:24:46,924 Oh. 573 00:24:46,958 --> 00:24:48,259 If I don't build a fire right now to raise 574 00:24:48,292 --> 00:24:50,227 her body temperature, she's gonna die. 575 00:24:50,261 --> 00:24:51,729 Obviously, I don't want her to die, okay? 576 00:24:51,763 --> 00:24:53,264 But if we go building a fire, it's gonna tell 577 00:24:53,297 --> 00:24:55,299 all of Victor's guys, "Hey, look, everybody, 578 00:24:55,332 --> 00:24:57,201 we're over here, come kill us." 579 00:24:57,234 --> 00:24:58,870 What other option do we have? 580 00:24:58,903 --> 00:25:00,237 I'm not saying we have one. 581 00:25:00,271 --> 00:25:01,272 I'm just saying. We build a fire. 582 00:25:14,852 --> 00:25:16,921 Tell Dad I can make it. 583 00:25:16,954 --> 00:25:18,222 JACK: Easy, just, 584 00:25:18,255 --> 00:25:19,591 just take some time. 585 00:25:19,624 --> 00:25:21,258 All right? 586 00:25:25,162 --> 00:25:26,998 Hey, is that working yet? 587 00:25:27,031 --> 00:25:28,032 Not yet. 588 00:25:28,065 --> 00:25:29,634 I need the battery. 589 00:25:30,334 --> 00:25:32,303 * 590 00:25:40,745 --> 00:25:42,246 I don't have time to rub two sticks together 591 00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:44,749 and wait for a spark, but luckily... 592 00:25:47,719 --> 00:25:50,321 ...tree sap is an accelerant. 593 00:25:58,129 --> 00:26:00,998 There it is. 594 00:26:03,234 --> 00:26:05,202 Feeling better? Yeah. 595 00:26:11,208 --> 00:26:12,710 How's our patient doing? 596 00:26:12,744 --> 00:26:14,078 Yeah, well, 597 00:26:14,111 --> 00:26:15,647 she could use some soup and a doctor, 598 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,915 but she'll be good, for now. 599 00:26:17,949 --> 00:26:19,617 How much longer till we can get moving? 600 00:26:19,651 --> 00:26:21,118 I don't really like sitting around here 601 00:26:21,152 --> 00:26:23,287 waiting for the bad guys to spot our smoke signals. 602 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,288 You know what I mean? 603 00:26:24,321 --> 00:26:26,223 She needs more time. 604 00:26:27,258 --> 00:26:29,260 But if you hear anybody coming, 605 00:26:29,293 --> 00:26:30,762 get her out of here fast. 606 00:26:30,795 --> 00:26:31,896 Yeah. Hey, no, no. 607 00:26:31,929 --> 00:26:33,297 Wait a second, now. 608 00:26:33,330 --> 00:26:34,799 Where you going? 609 00:26:34,832 --> 00:26:36,267 I'm going after Victor. 610 00:26:36,300 --> 00:26:38,269 By yourself? I don't think so. 611 00:26:38,302 --> 00:26:39,804 Look, without Cynthia, I can move faster. 612 00:26:39,837 --> 00:26:41,272 I can catch up to him, I might be able to 613 00:26:41,305 --> 00:26:42,840 to get in front of him and cut him off. 614 00:26:42,874 --> 00:26:44,108 I might be able to get in front of him 615 00:26:44,141 --> 00:26:45,409 and cut him off-- let me go! 616 00:26:45,442 --> 00:26:47,244 No. You need to stay here and protect her. 617 00:26:47,278 --> 00:26:49,280 That was a four-man ATV we saw. 618 00:26:49,313 --> 00:26:51,282 If they do follow the smoke and get here, 619 00:26:51,315 --> 00:26:52,917 she's gonna need the best protection she can get. 620 00:26:52,950 --> 00:26:54,185 Hey, are you f And that's you, pal. 621 00:26:54,218 --> 00:26:56,320 Are you forgetting about what Victor did to us on that roof? 622 00:26:56,353 --> 00:26:58,355 I'm not at all. He's a big dude, man. 623 00:26:58,389 --> 00:26:59,991 I remember very well. 624 00:27:00,024 --> 00:27:01,292 He hit me with his right hand. 625 00:27:02,326 --> 00:27:03,327 So? 626 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,829 Well, when I was in the clearing, 627 00:27:04,862 --> 00:27:05,997 he shot at me with his left. 628 00:27:06,030 --> 00:27:07,198 No person with proper training 629 00:27:07,231 --> 00:27:08,132 would ever use his non-dominant hand 630 00:27:08,165 --> 00:27:10,167 to shoot a gun, unless he had no choice. 631 00:27:10,201 --> 00:27:11,268 Yeah, he was limping on his right leg. 632 00:27:11,302 --> 00:27:15,106 Maybe his whole right side got messed up in that crash. 633 00:27:15,139 --> 00:27:16,340 I think he broke his right hand. 634 00:27:16,373 --> 00:27:18,676 So if I can take out his left somehow, 635 00:27:18,710 --> 00:27:19,443 I stand a chance. 636 00:27:19,476 --> 00:27:21,145 Hey. 637 00:27:21,178 --> 00:27:24,015 Don't die. 638 00:27:24,048 --> 00:27:25,983 That's the plan. 639 00:27:46,337 --> 00:27:48,172 One time, when we were kids, 640 00:27:48,205 --> 00:27:50,107 Mac's grandfather took us camping. 641 00:27:50,141 --> 00:27:51,375 I got all excited. 642 00:27:51,408 --> 00:27:55,747 Went out and bought a lantern, water purifier, little stove. 643 00:27:55,780 --> 00:27:58,282 But we got to the trailhead, 644 00:27:58,315 --> 00:28:00,184 Mac's grandpa wouldn't let me take any of it. 645 00:28:01,753 --> 00:28:04,856 Said, "All you need to survive is what's up here... 646 00:28:04,889 --> 00:28:06,724 and what's out there." 647 00:28:06,758 --> 00:28:10,061 We spent three days with nothing. 648 00:28:10,094 --> 00:28:11,328 And on the third night, I stepped out 649 00:28:11,362 --> 00:28:12,897 into the woods to, uh... 650 00:28:14,331 --> 00:28:15,466 ...to relieve myself. 651 00:28:16,433 --> 00:28:18,469 And was suddenly face-to-face 652 00:28:18,502 --> 00:28:20,437 with a massive bear. 653 00:28:20,471 --> 00:28:22,740 I started moving back, but he started following me. 654 00:28:22,774 --> 00:28:23,908 I swear he was about to charge 655 00:28:23,941 --> 00:28:26,077 when Mac showed up out of nowhere, 656 00:28:26,110 --> 00:28:28,746 and told me to make myself as big and loud as possible. 657 00:28:28,780 --> 00:28:31,448 Because the bear 658 00:28:31,482 --> 00:28:33,417 was afraid of me. 659 00:28:33,450 --> 00:28:36,320 So, I did what Mac said. 660 00:28:36,353 --> 00:28:39,023 And you know what? 661 00:28:39,056 --> 00:28:40,825 He was right. 662 00:28:40,858 --> 00:28:43,795 The second I growled back, 663 00:28:43,828 --> 00:28:45,897 the bear ran off. 664 00:28:45,930 --> 00:28:47,264 I mean, I had to throw my underwear away 665 00:28:47,298 --> 00:28:48,299 and I couldn't sleep 666 00:28:48,332 --> 00:28:51,502 for three weeks afterwards, but... it worked. 667 00:28:54,271 --> 00:28:55,539 Trust me. 668 00:28:55,572 --> 00:28:58,876 If there's anyone who could survive this, 669 00:28:58,910 --> 00:29:00,912 it's Mac. 670 00:29:11,989 --> 00:29:15,326 Nine, ten... 671 00:29:15,359 --> 00:29:17,494 11. 672 00:29:19,530 --> 00:29:21,165 Two miles. 673 00:29:21,198 --> 00:29:23,434 The storm's a little over two miles east now. 674 00:29:23,467 --> 00:29:25,870 So it's moving away? 675 00:29:25,903 --> 00:29:27,038 Yeah, the winds are 676 00:29:27,071 --> 00:29:29,373 blowing in our favor... for now. 677 00:29:29,406 --> 00:29:32,209 Well, that would be the only thing that went right today. 678 00:29:32,243 --> 00:29:34,545 Well, let's hope they don't shift. 679 00:29:34,578 --> 00:29:36,147 We don't need that storm 680 00:29:36,180 --> 00:29:37,949 coming back this way and passing overhead. 681 00:29:39,483 --> 00:29:42,386 So what's our plan if MacGyver doesn't come back? 682 00:29:42,419 --> 00:29:43,554 He'll come back. 683 00:29:43,587 --> 00:29:44,956 Right, I mean, I know he's coming back, 684 00:29:44,989 --> 00:29:48,860 but... we should still have a plan... 685 00:29:48,893 --> 00:29:50,862 in case. 686 00:29:50,895 --> 00:29:53,264 He'll come back. 687 00:30:34,605 --> 00:30:36,340 What's up, Victor? 688 00:30:41,378 --> 00:30:42,479 Jack, it's me. 689 00:30:42,513 --> 00:30:43,614 Did you find Victor? 690 00:30:47,251 --> 00:30:49,386 JACK : Oh, my man. 691 00:30:49,420 --> 00:30:51,522 Dropped this. Yeah, thanks. 692 00:30:51,555 --> 00:30:54,926 JACK: What are you doing back on that leash again for, Victor? 693 00:30:54,959 --> 00:30:56,227 Huh? 694 00:30:56,260 --> 00:30:57,995 You been a bad boy? 695 00:30:58,029 --> 00:30:59,430 You know what you need? 696 00:30:59,463 --> 00:31:01,032 A spanking. 697 00:31:01,065 --> 00:31:03,901 Jack, he can't talk back, he's gagged. 698 00:31:03,935 --> 00:31:04,668 Yeah, well, 699 00:31:04,701 --> 00:31:06,237 that's just the way I like it. 700 00:31:06,270 --> 00:31:09,173 You know, I think things may be turning around for us. 701 00:31:09,206 --> 00:31:11,642 Our fire didn't draw any unwarranted attention, 702 00:31:11,675 --> 00:31:13,610 I didn't have to beat anybody with that stick 703 00:31:13,644 --> 00:31:16,948 and that storm went right by. 704 00:31:16,981 --> 00:31:18,315 Things might actually be looking up for us. 705 00:31:18,349 --> 00:31:19,650 I think the SAT phone's dry. 706 00:31:19,683 --> 00:31:20,551 Really? 707 00:31:20,584 --> 00:31:23,220 Well, means rescue's a phone call away. 708 00:31:23,254 --> 00:31:24,255 There you go. 709 00:31:27,992 --> 00:31:28,692 What's wrong? 710 00:31:28,725 --> 00:31:31,262 The battery shorted out. 711 00:31:31,295 --> 00:31:32,964 I'm gonna use it to start a fire. 712 00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:38,535 That's Victor's friends. 713 00:31:38,569 --> 00:31:40,604 Yeah, we were on such a roll. 714 00:31:40,637 --> 00:31:42,639 Two rounds? Victor, what have you been shooting at? 715 00:31:42,673 --> 00:31:44,208 Huh? 716 00:31:44,241 --> 00:31:45,342 Let me tell you something. 717 00:31:45,376 --> 00:31:46,643 Two rounds ain't gonna do squat against 718 00:31:46,677 --> 00:31:48,512 the kind of artillery those guys are packing. 719 00:31:48,545 --> 00:31:50,314 Okay, what's our plan? 720 00:31:50,347 --> 00:31:52,316 We got to figure out a way to protect ourselves 721 00:31:52,349 --> 00:31:53,317 if we can't call for help. 722 00:31:57,488 --> 00:31:59,556 Actually, maybe we can call for help. 723 00:32:01,525 --> 00:32:03,694 Oh, no. No, I'm getting a bad feeling you're gonna know 724 00:32:03,727 --> 00:32:05,196 how to get us out of this, aren't you? 725 00:32:05,229 --> 00:32:06,430 Yeah. 726 00:32:06,463 --> 00:32:08,332 JACK: And I'm guessing it rides the line 727 00:32:08,365 --> 00:32:10,634 right between chaos and danger? 728 00:32:10,667 --> 00:32:13,237 Uh-huh, but the best part is 729 00:32:13,270 --> 00:32:15,006 we won't have to worry about Victor's friends 730 00:32:15,039 --> 00:32:18,009 if it doesn't work, 'cause it'll kill us all instantly. 731 00:32:18,042 --> 00:32:20,044 Great. 732 00:32:29,053 --> 00:32:30,554 MacGYVER: I'm gonna use this to charge 733 00:32:30,587 --> 00:32:32,356 the SAT phone, so we can call for help. 734 00:32:35,192 --> 00:32:36,327 How? 735 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,130 I've learned not to ask. 736 00:32:42,399 --> 00:32:45,036 In 1752, Benjamin Franklin 737 00:32:45,069 --> 00:32:48,205 conducted his famous kite experiment. 738 00:32:48,239 --> 00:32:50,374 JACK: Okay, yeah, B-Frank. 739 00:32:50,407 --> 00:32:52,043 Lightning boy, got it. 740 00:32:52,076 --> 00:32:53,444 Exactly. 741 00:32:53,477 --> 00:32:57,081 But there's two things that most people don't know. 742 00:32:57,114 --> 00:32:59,383 One is there was a string 743 00:32:59,416 --> 00:33:01,218 from the kite going down to the something 744 00:33:01,252 --> 00:33:02,386 called a Leyden jar. 745 00:33:03,587 --> 00:33:06,590 Which was the first device capable of storing 746 00:33:06,623 --> 00:33:08,125 electric charge. 747 00:33:08,159 --> 00:33:10,527 And that's what I'm making. 748 00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:18,435 Now, a Leyden jar is basically a container 749 00:33:18,469 --> 00:33:21,238 made of an insulating material, such as Cynthia's bottle... 750 00:33:27,144 --> 00:33:29,713 ...filled with salt water from the ground up roots. 751 00:33:32,416 --> 00:33:34,718 Then I wrap metal... 752 00:33:36,620 --> 00:33:39,223 ...around the container. 753 00:33:41,592 --> 00:33:45,229 Then spike this... 754 00:33:45,262 --> 00:33:47,164 down the center. 755 00:33:47,198 --> 00:33:50,101 This spike collects ambient electricity and stores it. 756 00:33:50,134 --> 00:33:52,469 "Ambient," meaning air 757 00:33:52,503 --> 00:33:54,538 from the lightning storm. You're gonna take your 758 00:33:54,571 --> 00:33:56,673 magic jar into Zeus' block party over there, 759 00:33:56,707 --> 00:33:58,142 all lightning 760 00:33:58,175 --> 00:33:59,843 I got no choice. 761 00:33:59,876 --> 00:34:01,145 I need a charge to power the phone, 762 00:34:01,178 --> 00:34:02,579 and the only way to get that charge is 763 00:34:02,613 --> 00:34:05,316 by going into that static electricity in that storm. 764 00:34:05,349 --> 00:34:06,550 This is where the term 765 00:34:06,583 --> 00:34:08,419 "lightning in a bottle" comes from. 766 00:34:08,452 --> 00:34:11,288 What's the second thing? The what? 767 00:34:11,322 --> 00:34:13,190 Benny Frank's little kite experiment. 768 00:34:13,224 --> 00:34:15,326 You said there were two things a lot of people don't know. 769 00:34:15,359 --> 00:34:16,560 What's the second thing? 770 00:34:16,593 --> 00:34:18,162 It never happened. It's a myth. 771 00:34:18,195 --> 00:34:19,830 If it did go down the way the history books say, 772 00:34:19,863 --> 00:34:22,199 then he would've been killed instantly. 773 00:34:22,233 --> 00:34:25,236 Okay, well, thanks for the pep talk. 774 00:34:25,269 --> 00:34:26,237 Are you coming? 775 00:34:26,270 --> 00:34:27,238 Yeah, I'm coming. 776 00:34:27,271 --> 00:34:29,606 Cynthia, keep an eye on Victor. 777 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:32,543 If he gets squirrely, blast two rounds in him, all right? 778 00:34:32,576 --> 00:34:34,611 My pleasure. 779 00:34:36,513 --> 00:34:37,681 Let's do it. MacGYVER: All right. 780 00:34:45,289 --> 00:34:47,724 One, two... 781 00:34:48,859 --> 00:34:51,128 The storm's right on top of us now. 782 00:34:51,162 --> 00:34:54,198 It ain't gonna get any more 1.21 jiggywatts than this, brother. 783 00:34:55,599 --> 00:34:57,168 We need to drop it in the middle of that clearing. 784 00:34:57,201 --> 00:34:58,269 Right there. 785 00:34:58,302 --> 00:35:00,137 Yeah, yeah, okay. Hey, you know, 786 00:35:00,171 --> 00:35:02,706 this is all stuff my mom told me not to do. 787 00:35:02,739 --> 00:35:03,707 Then stay here. 788 00:35:03,740 --> 00:35:05,209 No, no, I'm coming with you. 789 00:35:05,242 --> 00:35:06,076 I can do it alone. 790 00:35:06,109 --> 00:35:06,977 Oh, come on, you think I'm gonna pass up 791 00:35:07,010 --> 00:35:09,546 the opportunity-- "Here lies Jack Dalton. 792 00:35:09,580 --> 00:35:12,216 He rode the lightning"? 793 00:35:12,249 --> 00:35:14,185 All right. 794 00:35:16,453 --> 00:35:18,189 Ah, what's happening?! 795 00:35:18,222 --> 00:35:19,523 Uh, it's called the corona effect! 796 00:35:19,556 --> 00:35:21,325 It's when moisture in the air becomes ionized! 797 00:35:21,358 --> 00:35:22,726 Yeah, yeah, sorry I asked! 798 00:35:22,759 --> 00:35:23,794 Let's get the hell out of here! 799 00:35:23,827 --> 00:35:27,531 Uh, any last words? 800 00:35:27,564 --> 00:35:29,366 Well, I don't know. I ain't gonna say 801 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,701 I love you or anything. 802 00:35:30,734 --> 00:35:32,936 Yeah, I-I don't love you, either. 803 00:35:32,969 --> 00:35:34,938 I'm really sorry you didn't get the job. 804 00:35:34,971 --> 00:35:36,907 Y You're telling me that now? 805 00:35:36,940 --> 00:35:38,375 It may not even matter now. 806 00:35:38,409 --> 00:35:39,676 Drop it! 807 00:35:39,710 --> 00:35:41,545 Uh... 808 00:35:42,946 --> 00:35:44,881 Run! 809 00:35:50,554 --> 00:35:52,423 You okay? What? 810 00:35:52,456 --> 00:35:54,458 You okay?! Yeah, I'm good. 811 00:35:54,491 --> 00:35:55,859 My ears are a little crispy. 812 00:35:55,892 --> 00:35:58,662 I can't, can't hear anything. 813 00:35:58,695 --> 00:35:59,830 Oh, yeah, me, either. Yeah. 814 00:35:59,863 --> 00:36:01,532 But it'll pass, probably. 815 00:36:01,565 --> 00:36:02,533 Okay. 816 00:36:04,468 --> 00:36:05,702 You think it worked? 817 00:36:05,736 --> 00:36:08,171 One way to find out! Come on! 818 00:36:11,575 --> 00:36:13,844 Okay. 819 00:36:13,877 --> 00:36:16,213 I'm gonna need to borrow your flight suit. What? 820 00:36:16,247 --> 00:36:17,681 And by "borrow," I mean cut up. 821 00:36:17,714 --> 00:36:20,317 Really just this zipper. Yeah? Okay. 822 00:36:20,351 --> 00:36:21,818 My gun. Yeah. 823 00:36:21,852 --> 00:36:23,387 Thank you. Thanks. 824 00:36:30,494 --> 00:36:32,229 We should be able to use these 825 00:36:32,263 --> 00:36:33,930 as wires to connect the positive 826 00:36:33,964 --> 00:36:35,332 and negative terminals of the jar 827 00:36:35,366 --> 00:36:36,833 to the SAT phone. 828 00:36:41,372 --> 00:36:42,306 And if it works, 829 00:36:42,339 --> 00:36:44,841 I can use it to transmit our GPS coordinates. 830 00:36:46,643 --> 00:36:49,580 Uh, Mac, as usual... Yeah, go faster? 831 00:36:49,613 --> 00:36:51,315 Yeah. Victor's buddies are closing in here. 832 00:36:51,348 --> 00:36:54,017 Okay, the moment of truth. 833 00:36:54,050 --> 00:36:56,287 We got power. 834 00:36:59,956 --> 00:37:01,425 Did it work? Did it send? 835 00:37:07,464 --> 00:37:08,732 What is that? 836 00:37:08,765 --> 00:37:09,733 Is it Mac? 837 00:37:09,766 --> 00:37:10,767 It's Mac, isn't it? 838 00:37:10,801 --> 00:37:13,437 It sure is. 839 00:37:15,906 --> 00:37:17,741 We better get out of here. 840 00:37:17,774 --> 00:37:19,310 We can't abandon this position. 841 00:37:19,343 --> 00:37:21,378 If help's coming, it's coming right here. 842 00:37:27,951 --> 00:37:30,421 (men shouting in foreign language) 843 00:37:39,763 --> 00:37:41,365 JACK: That's right, boys, head for the hills. 844 00:37:41,398 --> 00:37:43,734 Your Uncle Sam's here. 845 00:37:43,767 --> 00:37:45,702 Sorry, Victor. 846 00:37:45,736 --> 00:37:48,004 Looks like your friends don't want to play anymore. 847 00:37:49,340 --> 00:37:51,308 JACK: You know, Mac, it's becoming clear 848 00:37:51,342 --> 00:37:52,876 to me that my place is with you, 849 00:37:52,909 --> 00:37:54,745 right here on the ground. 850 00:37:54,778 --> 00:37:56,980 We almost got struck by lightning today. 851 00:37:57,013 --> 00:37:59,583 I mean, if I'm the boss, that's not gonna happen to me 852 00:37:59,616 --> 00:38:00,817 cooped up in an office somewhere. 853 00:38:00,851 --> 00:38:02,519 Not true. I can roll the windows up, 854 00:38:02,553 --> 00:38:03,787 run some cables up in there... Yeah, no. 855 00:38:03,820 --> 00:38:05,456 You're missing the point. 856 00:38:05,489 --> 00:38:06,457 Yeah, I know. 857 00:38:06,490 --> 00:38:10,827 Hey, I'm glad you're gonna be watching my back. 858 00:38:13,564 --> 00:38:17,668 * The time in our favorite place is going too fast * 859 00:38:17,701 --> 00:38:22,439 * The time we spent here is already in the past * 860 00:38:22,473 --> 00:38:25,742 * L.A., L.A., L.A., L.A., go today * 861 00:38:25,776 --> 00:38:29,613 * L.A., L.A. why's everyone going away? * 862 00:38:29,646 --> 00:38:32,349 * Los Angeles 863 00:38:32,383 --> 00:38:33,950 * I'll take you there... 864 00:38:33,984 --> 00:38:35,786 Hey. 865 00:38:35,819 --> 00:38:37,421 What took you guys so long? 866 00:38:37,454 --> 00:38:38,555 Why, did you miss us or something? 867 00:38:38,589 --> 00:38:40,624 Maybe a little... 868 00:38:40,657 --> 00:38:43,427 Ah... 869 00:38:43,460 --> 00:38:45,028 Aw. 870 00:38:47,498 --> 00:38:50,501 Wow, you guys take debrief serious. 871 00:38:53,003 --> 00:38:53,970 Their heads almost exploded when I told them 872 00:38:54,004 --> 00:38:55,706 about your little lightning trick. 873 00:38:55,739 --> 00:38:57,374 Maybe leave that part out next time. 874 00:38:57,408 --> 00:38:58,775 Ah. 875 00:38:58,809 --> 00:39:00,411 What lightning trick? 876 00:39:02,946 --> 00:39:03,947 Oh, oh, I get it. 877 00:39:03,980 --> 00:39:05,549 You three spent some time 878 00:39:05,582 --> 00:39:07,584 in the woods together, now you have this bond 879 00:39:07,618 --> 00:39:09,920 that the rest of us wouldn't understand. 880 00:39:09,953 --> 00:39:11,722 It's cool. Okay. Riley and I have 881 00:39:11,755 --> 00:39:13,490 experiences, too. MACGYVER: Oh, yeah? 882 00:39:13,524 --> 00:39:14,758 Like what? 883 00:39:14,791 --> 00:39:16,159 Oh, sitting around the office, 884 00:39:16,192 --> 00:39:18,529 giving orders to the CIA-- good stuff. 885 00:39:18,562 --> 00:39:20,997 Cynthia, meet Riley and Bozer. 886 00:39:21,031 --> 00:39:22,132 Riley and Bozer, meet the most badass 887 00:39:22,165 --> 00:39:23,900 helicopter pilot I've ever seen. 888 00:39:23,934 --> 00:39:27,170 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. 889 00:39:27,203 --> 00:39:30,507 You Boy Scouts saved my life. 890 00:39:30,541 --> 00:39:31,642 Thank you... 891 00:39:31,675 --> 00:39:33,544 for everything. 892 00:39:33,577 --> 00:39:35,679 You're welcome. Cynthia! 893 00:39:35,712 --> 00:39:38,415 Scott. 894 00:39:41,184 --> 00:39:43,820 Oh, 3:50. New boss gets here in 10 minutes. 895 00:39:43,854 --> 00:39:45,789 Ten minutes? RILEY: Ten minutes. 896 00:39:45,822 --> 00:39:47,591 I am so not ready. 897 00:39:51,628 --> 00:39:52,796 RILEY: Jack. 898 00:39:55,866 --> 00:39:57,901 Jack? 899 00:39:57,934 --> 00:39:59,570 I have never seen you this nervous before. 900 00:39:59,603 --> 00:40:01,472 Come on, she can't be that bad. 901 00:40:01,505 --> 00:40:03,073 Can she? 902 00:40:04,174 --> 00:40:05,609 Yeah, yeah, you keep laughing. 903 00:40:05,642 --> 00:40:07,511 Trust me, you're gonna be 904 00:40:07,544 --> 00:40:08,545 changing your tune in a minute. 905 00:40:08,579 --> 00:40:09,946 Maybe I should have worn a tie. 906 00:40:09,980 --> 00:40:10,947 Nah, it wouldn't have helped. 907 00:40:10,981 --> 00:40:12,783 Relax, Bozer, you're fine. Besides, 908 00:40:12,816 --> 00:40:15,018 everyone except for Jack says Webber's amazing, so... 909 00:40:15,051 --> 00:40:16,720 RILEY: Are you really not gonna tell me 910 00:40:16,753 --> 00:40:18,154 what happened between you two? 911 00:40:18,188 --> 00:40:19,590 All you need to know is Matty Webber's the reason 912 00:40:19,623 --> 00:40:20,924 I left the CIA. 913 00:40:20,957 --> 00:40:23,860 Really? Yeah. 914 00:40:23,894 --> 00:40:25,529 So she fired you. 915 00:40:25,562 --> 00:40:29,700 Let's just say it was a mutual parting of ways. 916 00:40:29,733 --> 00:40:31,602 Oh, she fired his ass. No, she didn't-- 917 00:40:31,635 --> 00:40:33,537 She didn't fire me, dude, all right? 918 00:40:33,570 --> 00:40:34,204 No firing. 919 00:40:34,237 --> 00:40:35,872 Hey, come on. 920 00:40:35,906 --> 00:40:37,474 You can tell me. 921 00:40:37,508 --> 00:40:38,742 It's the truth. I didn't get fired. 922 00:40:38,775 --> 00:40:41,244 Bro, I need details. I'm verklempt over her. 923 00:40:41,277 --> 00:40:43,547 What? Verklempt! 924 00:40:43,580 --> 00:40:44,981 JACK: Well, yeah, you have good reason to be. 925 00:40:45,015 --> 00:40:46,517 Keeping your mouth shut's probably the best route 926 00:40:46,550 --> 00:40:48,051 to go on this one. You know that movie 927 00:40:48,084 --> 00:40:51,221 where that robot says, uh, "I'll be back"? 928 00:40:51,254 --> 00:40:52,188 Terminator? 929 00:40:52,222 --> 00:40:54,257 No, man, that wasn't the one. 930 00:40:54,290 --> 00:40:55,058 But that-that's the anxiety 931 00:40:55,091 --> 00:40:57,561 level that I'm feeling right now. 932 00:40:58,962 --> 00:41:00,163 Hey! 933 00:41:01,798 --> 00:41:02,666 She's back. 934 00:41:02,699 --> 00:41:04,100 Hell yeah, I'm back. 935 00:41:04,134 --> 00:41:05,836 Feet on the floor, blondie. 936 00:41:05,869 --> 00:41:08,705 Shut up. 937 00:41:08,739 --> 00:41:11,241 Looking a little gray around the temples there, Jack. 938 00:41:11,274 --> 00:41:12,609 Figured you'd be 939 00:41:12,643 --> 00:41:15,512 retired by now or dead. 940 00:41:15,546 --> 00:41:16,847 Heh, no, no, ma'am. 941 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:18,214 I'm still serving my country 942 00:41:18,248 --> 00:41:19,650 until they tell me to stop. 943 00:41:19,683 --> 00:41:22,218 Stop! 944 00:41:22,252 --> 00:41:24,020 JK-- just kidding. 945 00:41:24,054 --> 00:41:27,691 Oh, that was a good one, ma'am. 946 00:41:29,325 --> 00:41:32,596 Put the toy down, paper-clip boy, and pay attention. 947 00:41:32,629 --> 00:41:35,966 Look whatever Jack told you about me... 948 00:41:37,668 --> 00:41:39,135 ...it's all true. 949 00:41:39,169 --> 00:41:41,572 So suck it up, 950 00:41:41,605 --> 00:41:43,540 because I'm here 951 00:41:43,574 --> 00:41:46,009 and this is happening. 952 00:41:46,042 --> 00:41:49,946 Now, we have a situation that just flared up in Kuwait. 953 00:41:49,980 --> 00:41:53,116 Needs our immediate attention. 954 00:41:57,053 --> 00:42:01,024 Are you guys ready to have some fun? 955 00:42:01,057 --> 00:42:02,593 * Talk to corporate * Like a boss... 956 00:42:02,626 --> 00:42:03,927 Absolutely. Yes, ma'am. 957 00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:05,829 * Lead a workshop * Like a boss 958 00:42:05,862 --> 00:42:07,197 * Remember birthdays * Like a boss. 959 00:42:07,230 --> 00:42:08,498 Captioning sponsored by CBS 960 00:42:08,531 --> 00:42:09,199 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org